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Google’s $70B BS 💩
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Google’s $70B BS 💩

Google is at it again, folks! The tech giant has announced plans to buy back a whopping $70 billion worth of its own shares. I mean, why not? It's not like they have anything better to do with their money, right? In all seriousness, this move isn't all that surprising. Google has a history of share buybacks, with their last one totaling $50 billion back in 2019. And if past performance is any indication, this latest buyback could have a positive effect on the company's stock price.

But let's be real, Google is worth over a trillion dollars. $70 billion is a drop in the bucket for them. So why not use that money to make some real change in the world?

Anyway, happy buying, Google! Don't spend it all in one place.

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