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Trump: “Our Economy is Collapsing”
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Trump: “Our Economy is Collapsing”

Donald Trump recently made a statement claiming that our economy is collapsing, and while that may be an exaggeration, it's not entirely untrue. Inflation is indeed out of control, and Russia has joined forces with China. Even more surprisingly, Saudi Arabia has teamed up with Iran.

And let's not forget about the new threat posed by the alliance of China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea. As Trump so rightly pointed out, this destructive alliance would never have existed if he were still president.

But what's truly concerning is the interference of law enforcement in our elections. It's a good thing Trump is speaking up about this issue. Because let's face it, who needs the law when we have Twitter?

So, while we may not be a failed nation, it's clear that we are a nation in decline. But don't worry, folks. As long as we have Trump's sage wisdom and guidance, we'll be just fine. (I think….)

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