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Elon Followed Through

On March 26th 2022, Twitter account @WSBChairman satirically suggested to Elon Musk that he should buy twitter and change the logo to a dog… Specifically, A DOGE. Yesterday, Elon musk followed through with that promise (check out the tweet below).

Okay, this is cool and all, BUT LISTEN UP. $DOGE Market Cap Gained 3.6 Billion USD intraday putting its market cap over $14 Billion USD. To put that into perspective, thats larger than Lufthansa Airlines!

Look, this is kind of ridiculous and I am a little shocked that this is allowed considering, anyone in Elon’s close circle could have known about this and bought millions of dollars worth of $DOGE and immediately banked on it within seconds. Maybe this is why we need crypto regulations.

As promised https://t.co/Jc1TnAqxAV

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk)
Apr 3, 2023

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